Can you believe the hype that the Secret Service doesn’t want Obama to keep his Blackberry? I haven’t even heard why. I suppose I will Google it later, but man, let the man be. Why wouldn’t we want him to have one? What a great plan. He can address book all the important phone numbers and call foreign leaders.
“Yo, Sarkozy!”
“Le Obama!”
“You want to catch a trans-atlantic, come on over. I just got Punch Out for my Wii, dude.”
“Oui, oui. I’ll bring le ladies.”
“Naw, man. Michelle hates when you try to be a player.”
“Whatever, le dude. Should I pick up Jimmy?”
“Yeah. Whatever. I’ll get the kitchen to whip up some Bagel Bites.
And so on.
Matthew Abel 